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The ScreenyWeeny is the world’s best fake-penis. Most authentic, reliable, easy to use.
The unique Push and Piss function makes it ideal for selective use on an important “date” and it’s one-handed operation means it is always ready for use immediately.
Each ScreenyWeeny is delivered with 2x 80 ml synthetic urine, an empty bag for practice, a thermo bag for keeping the urine warm, one pack of HeatPaxx and a refill syringe.
German designed and engineered.
Facts & benefits:
Guide to warming up the urine sachets:
In the summer leave in the sun for a short while; in the winter warm on a radiator or in a bath of water. The new HeatPaxx heating pads are also perfectly suited to warming up the urine sachets. The thermo-sachet keeps the desired temperature of the urine sachet constant for at least 6 hours.
Included: 1x ScreenyWeeny 5.0 circumcized "White/Mulatte" - 2x 80 ml synthetic urine with different values, 1x empty sachet (for practice or for urine from other source), 1x thermo-sachet (for maintaining at a warm temperature and attaching), 1x HeatPaxx heating pad, 1x refill-syringe (20 ml)
When the urine sachet is first used or replaced, the tube and the plug must be completely dry and locked together with a little pressure.
All orders are dispatched using eParcel Express Post - meaning super fast delivery to your customers. We only deliver to Australian addresses.
All of our orders are packed in plain satchels, or boxes, and have no mention of this website. In addition, there is no detail of the contents of the package, on the outside of the parcel, rendering it very discreet and private.